So I haven't been posting/replying for a while, wanted to let you guys know I'm still alive. Been distracting myself with RP because of personal issues. I luff you all. Bringing more TG art soon.

My first anatomy butchering attempt at OT3, I'll try again soon I'm sure, but for now have this badly drawn half finished picture.
( /rage )

Is it bad that I totally wanna write Alice in wonderland/Top Gear fic D:?

Kidney Stones, Shrubbery, Nightgowns and Hammond :V

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w4_-FSsKc4s

I'd embed the video but its disabled. I lol'd.

DAMN YOU CHAAAAAIR!

My desk char squeaks at any movement what-so-ever. Which at 3 or so in the morning is infuriating, while its only noon-ish now, its still getting flipping close.

Also, I've made a GIF! ( Large Gif, Me Blathering )

Woo, I'm finally more then 1/2 awake!

I just wanted an excuse to use this picture.

Anyway...

Nap time.

With that said, gimme some doodle and fiction ideas. I will reply to other comments when I can remember how to spell words again.

tyvm ♥

Everyones doing all sorts of intro posts, so I felt compelled to do so even though I'm terrible at explaining myself, so please bare with me. ♥

I'm 22, I live in Sin City(Las Vegas), I love art and I'm currently unemployed.

I love costuming and being a dork, though I have depression so I suffer from random emo-ness too. LOL

I change my appearance more often than I should, perhaps, and one day you can see me, and then see me again the next and not know I am the same person (it  sounds like BS but that has happened to me a few times).

um.

I like to roleplay and have fun with people online, and I play FPS games on the PC also.

My steamname is UnbirthdayHatter.

Yes, I am a HUGE Alice in Wonderland fan, I have been for a long.. long.. long time.

No, I'm honestly not to excited for the new movie, it worries me more than anything-- but I'm goign to wait till its out to judge.

I love horror movies and documentaries.

Have a picspam of my ugly mug and weird clothes :D
( ME, in all sorts of shit )



I like tea, as you can see by my username. I also like coffee, but tea is much more convenient and all around something I like to have more often than not.

I know theres more about me to tell, but I really dont know how. I'm an artist, I take pictures and doodle things, I love writing and I can do the creative side but the factual side is harder for me.

I like slash, het, femslash, all of it. I also approve of all of it in my life(though not all at once of course LOL), so if that is an issue for you, then I'm very sorry.

If we get to be friends in a fandom, or even on LJ, expect gifts of art and fic and whatever else. I like to do things more for other people than myself because it makes me happy.

I wish I were better at this. lol.

I havent slept, I'm sure I'll make a better one once I have, but for now. I'm extremely happy to have you all as new friends. ♥

So, I was curious and I had to go find the posting I think all the wanking is/was about. Then I wrote a reply, and then I realized it was full so I'm shuffling over this way to complain!

http://community.livejournal.com/fandomsecrets/426470.html?thread=242749414#t242749414

Well I'm not a big fan of anonymity so I'll just say what I've got to say.

I am twenty something (twenty TWO in-fact!), but I think that's about it. I'm not lonely, I go outside, I attend Dirt Bike races and dance and have an ever loving fondness for Techno and disco music. I study art and design websites and smash boys at video games.

Personally I'm not a Clarkson fan as much as others (see icon), as I don't find him attractive. However, I'm fairly sure HE wasn't the point of that post.

I think the assumption that people are all one way in a fandom is silly, there's sad pathetic people in EVERY fandom, but as a majority most of them are just people who have a common interest and like squee-ing or some such together.

I think if it bothers you so much, perhaps you're the one that needs to go outside or even better--- scroll on past! :)
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So basically, I don't get how people get so up in arms about fandom, dropping friends and being rude and throwing a fit.

Its so easy to just skip past things you don't like, I cant fathom how people can get so BUTTHURT about it and end up with so much hate.

People are fucking weird.



EDIT: Apparently this is the thread at issue
http://community.livejournal.com/fandomsecrets/426470.html?thread=242680806

The lovely FoxygirlChan, whom I met in California and Hung out with at AX and then later on afterwards drew me some gift art of my OC Sniper I'd made for an RP named Jonas. Hes Brit/NZ and a little wonky.
( OMGOMGOMG )

Thats her Engineer Gil, who is also awesome, and hilarious.

Jonas ♥'s his dispensers.


( My Not as good doodle from back then )SHES AWESOME GO LUFF HER ON DEVIANTART :D!

*Very rarely gets art or fic so gets over excited!*

I also met Penn from Penn and Teller, but I dont wanna post the pic because I look retarded. :)

1. ONE OF YOUR SCARS, HOW DID YOU GET IT?
I have a scar in the back of my mouth, on my tongue, from where I bit it off!

2. WHAT IS ON THE WALLS IN YOUR ROOM?
Eh, nothing as it isnt my walls to put up. But near my desk I have a Sniper and Zombieland poster.

3. DO YOU SNORE, GRIND YOUR TEETH, OR TALK IN YOUR SLEEP?
I talk, or so I've been told, on rare occasions.

( More under the cut )

*Nestles into Top Gear fandom*

Haha! You already let me in! You cant get rid of me now!

Also, LULZY conversation with LJ/IRL Buddeh taiki 


( Talk of TG and Hammond in a dress and James )

┣List 10 things you want to say to people but know you never will.
┣Don't say who they are.
┣Disable comments. (I'm not going to)
┗Never discuss it again
Stolen from
labyrinth1n3 

Some of these people are not on LJ.

1.) I'm thankful that your there, keeping me grounded. When I was with my ex I was as close to being insane as I think I've ever been. I couldnt sleep or eat or even stop crying. But you were there, sure sometimes you've got trouble listening-- but thats fine. It doesnt even bother me anymore, because when I needed someone-- needed help. You were there. I think if you hadn't been there, I'd have just killed myself. I appriciate more then I'll ever be able to tell you.

2.) I think you need help, Psychologically. I don't think your crazy, or evil, or anything like that. I just think you're not running on all cylinders and I want you to be. I think you'd be happier, fuck I thik we'd be happier if you got your shit together. I know I need to too, but still I cant do it alone.

3.) You guys make me sick. You need to grow up, once you have kids you need to be an adult. Take some fucking responsibility for christ-sakes. A kid isnt a toy, or a fucking handbag. Its a kid! You NEED to be attentive adn caring and all that other PBS bullshit because thats what kids NEED. If you don't your kids going to end up fucked up, just like we did, and you're going to have no one to blame but yourself.

4.) All my aunts and Uncles have gotten in contact with me, found me on facetube or whatever. But you havent. Do you know how fucked up that is? You havent bothered to call me in almost two years, and I'm starting to hate you for it.

5.) I really hope you aren't cheating on her, but I think you are.

6.) I avoid you, to be honest I do. Its because you have a crush on me, and I told you I don't feel the same way like three times. But you still act so clingy and close I don't want to see you in person. I'd rather talk to you online or somewhere where there is sure distance between us because your unwanted attention makes me uncomfortable.

7.)  You guys call me a bad-friend behind my back, and I know it. Because she's more my friend then she will ever be yours. I waited outside for 2 hours three days in a row for you guys to blow me off time and time again,  and then you expect me to drive across town the next day after all of that to see you? In that shack you call a home that reeks of pot? No, fuck you. If you want to see me you can damn well get ahold of me. I'm fucking tired of this shit. I love you to death but you piss me off to no end.

8.) I hope you get better, I know I was a bit of a brat at times but I really do care.I want you to get all the help you need, and then do what you want. I know its a bit late in life to start but better late than never. We have alot in common, but thats not nessisarly a good thing. I cant hope for myself much really, but I canhope for you and then maybe you'll inspire me. We need to get help.

9.) I hate seeing your parents because they look down on me for not having a job. And I'm sure you do too. You act like I don't try but you never bother to see if I do. You just assume I'm not. But if you bothered to ask or even talk to me about it you'd see I am trying as hard as I can. I have an entire inbox relating to jobs I've applied for or sent out for or whatever. I just went to a three day interview last week, but you still act like I'm not trying. If I wasnt trying how would I have gotten that interview?

10.) None of you, in my actual life, ever listen.

http://community.livejournal.com/discuss_tgs/83194.html
^Drabble for this comment.


I'm only doing this because I'd drank an over abundance..._{of juice}.

"They're on to us." Clarkson commented jokingly, looking down at the formal letterhead in his hands.

" To the Bat-mobile!" Richard gestured that they ought to escape.

" To the what?" Chipped James.

" You know, the Bat-mobile. I'd just watched that movie, you know the one with the clown with the horrible hair." Hands went upward gesturing a poof of hair with his hands, " I thought it'd be funny."

" Its only funny if someone gets it." Clarkson reprimanded.

" Yeah, well they think you're gay." Richard countered, hands stuffed stubbornly in his pocket, grinning a bit at James scoff.

" Yes well, it seems to be a surprisingly popular option," The usually factual May added in.

" I hope we're not going to have to wear boa's or anything." Jeremy admonished much to the others amusement.

" Don't you worry Jeremy, I'm sure they're more concerned with me, what with being the good-looking-one and all," Richard teased.

" Don't look so confident, Hamster, you seem to be labeled as the bottom half of the equation."

" What, what?"

" Its because your short." Jeremy commented bluntly, but not without amusement.

" That's not fair," Came the expected protest as eyes moved to James, " That's not true, is it?"

" Well, it seems so."

" But, I don't want to be on the bottom! I crash cars! I ride motorcycles!"

" Don't worry, Hammond, we'll bring you flowers when we take you out to dinner." Jeremy mocked easily as he headed toward the sound stage James in tow.

" But that's not fair..!"

EDIT:
BETA'D By: classiccoffee 



His sweat was sweating practically. He could feel the droplets dribbling down his neck, his chest, his legs, all of his body.

The heat rained down like fire in his cramped leathers, he'd nearly had to peel himself from the motorcycle. Hand swiped across his forehead, peeling the sweat off with it before he wiped it on the outside of his leathers.

" You look a hot-mess, as they say." Was the first thing that reached his ears as he pushed inside the doors. Richard let out a snort as he tossed his helmet down onto the couch, hand pushing his bangs up from his eyes.

" Oh, stuff it." Was the shorter males reply as he relished in the cool of the air unit. " It's bloody hot outside and I'm busy trying to keep myself from melting away. "

" What left of you there is to melt."

" Ha-Ha, very funny." Richard grumbled as he scratched at his arm through the leathers. " I'm practically glued to the suit James, I can do without the mockery."

" But I, however, cannot." James countered as he watched Richard squirm in the leather, cocking an eyebrow at the suctioning fabric. He watched as Richard waved him off heading for the bathroom, " Its irresistible."

He listened to the grunts and rustling, amused at Hammond's struggle with his leathers.

" I can't get out."

" What?"

" I can't get out!" Hammond sounded slightly panicked, " Its bloody stuck to my skin! James its stuck to me!"

James could barely stifle his laugh as he hopped up from his couch heading to the bathroom. Leaning against the doorway he watched the back of Hammond squirm impatiently. " Well, that's unfortunate."

Startled at the voice he turned to glance to the taller male, thinking nothing of his now bared skin. The front of the suit was unzipped down to his stomach and it was apparent why it was sticking to him-- he was slick with sweat.  Noticing the strained expression James shook his head, almost missing Hammond's quiet, " Help?"

" Help, you.. want my help?" Captain Slow looked a little surprised as his eyes trailed down  the bared torso, the top of the Hamsters boxers in view.

" Don't make me ask twice." Hammond muttered abashed as James chuckled. Fingers crept up around the shorter mans neck, tickling the skin with the feathery touch. Thumbs hooked in the neck of the leather jumper tugging it as he instructed Richard to try and 'get smaller if possible'. He managed to pry it down around Hammond's shoulders but that effectively trapped the shorter male who whined softly.

" Looks like your trapped, Mate." James chortled one hand touching under the shorter male's chin to make him look up.

" You're just toying with me now." Richard protested, his expression almost pout like.  Cute. One hand propped behind the man trapped in leather as he leaned in to capture a quick kiss. " And I do believe you're taking advantage of your position. "

"So?" Was the curt reply as lips traveled along the jawline, then the slick exposed neck. Grinning ever so slightly at the sigh in his ear.

" It seems I can't manage to do anything at your place without being accosted."

" Accosted? Hardly. Perhaps I'm simply taking advantage of the one time you're not worming around."

" I do not worm."

" Well, whatever it is hamsters do-- shuffle." James clarified as his tongue flicked against the neck of the sweaty biker. " Do you want me to stop?" He paused and at the lack of reply continued his kissing, " I thought not." In truth they both knew Richard liked it, it'd been discussed before and it was the only way James could feel comfortable with being so forward.

It'd been a late night months ago when the two of them had ended half covered with popcorn and piled on the couch. When Richard begun to  babble on about something in the film, so much so James could just feel the nervousness radiating from Hammond.

Eventually the tangent brought about Richards real thoughts, his wants. At first James was entirely opposed to the idea, after all it really didn't suit his personality in the least. He really wasn't aggressive, he was Captain Slow for Christ-Sakes!

However; Richard had been downright sneaky with his persuasion. Eventually James caved saying  'just this once, so you'll stop' and gave in. After a while he found to be wanting, just as Richard had been. It was such a change of pace from regular life, instead of following and keeping quiet he took charge-- no, he was given charge. Richard willingly put himself into this position, it was almost as if the other was in as much control from the bottom as James was on the top.

" Maybe you ought to get me out of the suit first, at least."

"Ought to," James agreed as he pressed closer to the sticky mess that was Hammond. Fingers groped blindly, snaking their way downward enjoying the slight noises he got in response to his attentions.

I forgot how much I hate uploading mood themes, because its always in alphabetical order which means I have to CTRL+F (find) each one and past it in and the dimentions. I did it because I got so sick of those damn smiley faces. But god I didn't want to... LOL

But I need to find a few others and do them too because I wanna get a Top Gear one, and find my old Dr. Horrible Mood theme, maybe a How I met Your mother and a Batman(harley!) one but I'm too lazy to do those right now too.

But its up, and it is the ever glorious IT CROWD!!

YAAAY!